Hopewood Campaign Tactics Raise Poll Numbers, Increase Sales
If there is one thing that can be said about Hopewood’s presidency, it is that it will be efficient. Fellow Drudgereport readers may have picked up on this item, Man in Robot Costume Heckles Bill Clinton. Those with any familiarity to Hopewood, may have thought, “That must be Hopewood!” If so, they were right.
When a major Japanese robotics company CEO and Ray were on his yacht discussing ideas for how to best draw publicity for their upcoming partnership, Ray didn’t even hesitate to come up with ways to incorporate it into his campaign. This idea, of heckling the husband of Senator Clinton while drawing attention to this new deal was a perfect way to “let free two eagles with one key,” Hopewood said.
In a statement following up the event, Hopewood said, “When we first heard about our partner’s desire to
work with us, I was overjoyed. I had just watched Godzilla on Spike-not the original, of course, but the one with Matthew Broderick- and I couldn’t stop thinking about how great the Japanese are with their monsters crushing everything that gets in their way. In the same manner, we believe this partnership will allow us to
fully stomp over all our competitors, just as I will trounce my fellow candidates in the upcoming election.”
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I find it rather interesting that the author of this blog can find nothing wrong with Mr. Hopewood’s comments that were caught on camera while he was preparing for a commercial promoting “upgrade 8.” He admits, quite candidly since he didn’t know the cameras were already rolling, that the upgrade he was preparing to advertise was worthless. In his own words this upgrade was the “same old crap, new packaging.” And this is the man we’re supposed to trust in the office of president? It’s bad enough we have liars in the White House (as evidenced by Clinton and Bush) but do we have to vote knowing they’ve lied??? Sorry, but Hopewood can hawk upgrade 8 all he wants. I just don’t want him hawking his lies in the White House.
And to blame the media for making an issue out of this. They SHOULD be making an issue. It’s unethical, untrustworthy, and lacks character or moral fiber. To attack the media for bringing out these faults is hypocritical. Better to support someone who seems to have character than one who has none. He’s one person who won’t be getting my vote. If he had a habit of telling the truth he wouldn’t have to worry about the cameras getting his comments without his knowledge.