Archive for September, 2007

Green Candidate Hopewood Offers to Recycle Money Being Returned to Norman Hsu

Ray Hopewood, continuing in his tradition of being the green candidate is officially offering to recycle the cash that his competitors are returning to the fundraiser and international man of mystery. “Giving back money? That’s nuts!” exclaimed Hopewood. “Like
Denny’s, the Hopewood campaign never closes, and if Mr. Hsu can’t reach
my finance committee during office hours, they know how to reach me.” Hopewood continued: “I just hate to see perfectly
good money go to waste.”  Posted by
J. Rarvel, Hopewood Campaign Staff

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007 Uncategorized No Comments

Condolences to Mitt Romney and Family on Laptop Loss

Mr. Hopewood would like to express sadness today, and send his wishes to Mitt Romney and his family on the loss of the Romney laptops. The laptops were stolen from Mr. Romney’s campaign offices. Mr. Hopewood, his family, and entire campaign staff, and all Americans wish the Romney organization a speedy recovery from this terrible situation.

Monday, September 10th, 2007 Uncategorized No Comments