Ray Hopewood 2008

Live Well Wristbands Coming Soon

Ray Hopewood lives well. Vote Ray Hopewood and all Americans will have a president who lives well. And that is good for morale. To keep us all going until election day the campaign has commissioned Live Well wrist bands. Coming Soon.

Paris, Ray Hopewood’s Company Manufacturered Your Ankle Bracelet Software

Dear Paris, congratulations to you and your family on your release from prison — from the entire Ray Hopewood campaign.

You should never have been imprisoned in such a harsh and unfair manner. Prison just simply wasn’t designed for people like you.

Now… your luck just got even better. Ray Hopewood’s company manufactured the software for the ankle bracelet system that you have so unfairly been required to wear. (I’m sure you look gorgeous in it, so don’t worry)

We can adjust the settings on your bracelet so it will look to the authorities as if you’re safely and contritely at your home when you’re in fact out and about with Ray Hopewood. Yes Paris, come do some community service with Ray Hopewood, if you know what I mean.

This is just another example, and I hope the American people will notice, of Ray Hopewood and technology making our country better. Vote Ray Hopewood in ‘08

John-O Wants to Make Steve-O Ambassador to China

Ray and I didn’t have time to stop in at Walt and Kara’s "D" Conference last week — but we did buzz the Four Seasons in the jet on our way south for some much needed R&R. That was fun.  Heard later that John-O McCain quipped on stage that he’d make Steve-O Balmer Ambassador to China if elected (as if he’ll be elected). Bad idea. Both of those guys are wimps: John-O and Steve-O. Can’t have wimps dealing with China. What you need is Ray Hopewood.